Me: Hey Genie, do you know that MJ such an asshole and that's why he was in so much of debt?
Genie: Nope, I don't know.
Me: Well, MJ go on 7 figures shopping. (Well, I have to make sure my genie know how much is 7 figures. Well, it is mathematics, you know lar)
Genie: Ya I know, 7 numbers lor.
Me: (Eyes pops out, tongue lashing out, nostril enlarge, ear widen and etc) WHAT !!!!
In the end, I
LOL - Laughing Out Loud +
ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing (Siu To Look Dei) +
LMAO - Laughing My Ass Off +
and the ultimatum
ROTFLMAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
PS: I'm unable to disclose the identity of my Genie, you give your brilliant guess. Wuahhhaa